June 2012
So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed...
– A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)
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dancepetunia asked: Harry, Neville, and Sirius.
Please do this! →
mjolnirmaleficarum:
Harry Potter- Tell about a scar on your body. Ron Weasley- Something you’re afraid of. Hermione Granger- A subject you know a lot about. Draco Malfoy- Closest green item to you. Severus Snape- Your favorite Alcoholic beverage. Rubeus Hagrid- Your favorite animal. Luna Lovegood- Something about you other people find weird. Neville Longbottom- Your favorite flower. Nymphodora...
applesandbriannas asked: That quick brown fox thing is because when you hold both shift keys down, some keys don't work. Like, my N, A, and B don't work. Just sayin.
textposter2:
if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘sWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop
smurff-kittehh:
bitterkiwi:
pepperbreath:
themarvelfan5647:
Puny God.
omhg i had never heard hulk speak or loki whimper bc when i went to see this everyone was laughing and applauding at this part
omg he sounds like a cat
did he really just make that sound??? wtf
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mooscomingby:
zubatman:
cefren:
spacestepmom:
chicksdigthephoenix:
popcornmassacre:
gravityisforsuckers:
Hold both shift keys down, and try to type “THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG.”
THKBNFJS THLAY DG.
holy shit
HE QUIK BRON FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
THKBNFJSTHLAYDG
HE QUIK BROWN FO JUPS OER HE LA DOG
HE QUIC BROWN OX UMP OVER HE Z OG.
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May 2012
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jack-sparrow:
oh right.
the poison.
the poison for kuzco.
the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.
kuzco’s poison.
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